COLON ETIQUETTE

by Karen

KISSING ON A DIRTY ASSHOLE .....

SUCKING ON THAT FILTHY, PUCKERED DIRT-HOLE....

LICKING, TASTING A FILTHY SHIT-HOLE....

These are things I LOVE to do. I crave it very, very much. Worshipping a Mistress’s anal opening. Smelling it ... moaning softly as my lips pay homage to this sweetest of apertures. Maybe, just maybe, she will give me a nice, BIG breakfast.

This Mistress had just smeared shit all over her asshole, out beyond the hole maybe an inch before she allowed me to worship her back-door hole. Sticky, stinky shit ... I’m licking off her shit-hole. I LOVE IT! Hopefully she will allow me the honor of consuming her waste. But at the same time, it’s not waste to me, she thinks of it as waste simply because this is a by-product of her body that normally she dumps into a cold, hard commode. This morning I’m hoping she will use my mouth as a toilet.

I think about this all the time. I am rolling my tongue around over her smelly shit-hole, moaning softly as she masturbates in my face. I have that hint of sweet shit in my mouth and the odor of a hot cunt assails my nostrils. And as I’m licking and sucking this filthiest of openings, I’m praying that she will reward me with a HUGE log, a creamy soft log so that the flavor just explodes in my mouth.

I groan loudly when she shifts her hips, giving me better access to her sweet asshole, which by now has lost all that wonderful flavor. But still it doesn’t come, she teases me ... laughing down at me ... "It’s not time for a big, sweet, brown breakfast yet ... you still have something to do ... don’t you?"

I realize right then she wants to drag me down into the pits of degradation ever further, a pit of no return. Humiliation ... shame of no equal. She is smiling down into my face, she wants me to start begging her for the honor of eating her sweet shit. My face turns even redder. No matter how many times I do this for her, I still feel that intense humiliation ... and she always drags me deeper and deeper into this pit of no return.

"You know, cunt, you are what you eat ... and since you are such a deranged slut, you are nothing but a huge turd ... a big, fat, stinking turd! All you’re good for is eating my filthy, gross waste! So, shit-eater ...start begging and I MAY reward you," Mistress laughs. "Go ahead sewer mouth ... beg me, you sick pervert!"

I swallowed hard with this intense humiliation ... red creeping down my neck .... "Please Goddess, let me eat your shit!"

"If you don’t do better than that, I will just go sit on my regular toilet and then flush it away!" Mistress warned me."Sweet Goddess, I would consider it an honor to eat your sweet shit!" I remarked up into that smiling face.

"Just ‘sweet’?" Goddess frowned. "You can do better than that!"

"Goddess, your shit is always delicious to me. I’ve told you over and over. It’s flavor drives me wild!"

"YOU’RE SICK!" Goddess laughed. "Begging another woman to shit in your mouth. My asshole and shit is more clean than your mouth! Your mouth is nothing more than a toilet. But, I will admit, it is far better sitting on two warm lips, your tongue going crazy, digging, than it is to sit on a regular toilet. So, you do have some good qualities ... if nothing more than a waste freak!"

"Oh please, Goddess, I’m pleading with you, down on my knees begging you to take a HUGE crap in my mouth! Please, Goddess, I need it!" I implored.

"I bet you even eat your own shit, don’t you? Admit it or I might not give you my sweet breakfast!" Goddess smiled down in my face.

My face turned even redder, redder than it had ever been before. What I thought had been very personal, she was bringing to light.

"So ... it is true then. YOU HAVE BEEN EATING YOUR OWN SHIT! Some dogs eat their own shit, but I think they do it just to get something warm in their stomachs ... but you don’t, do you? You eat shit just because you just love that nasty flavor, don

‘t you? Admit it to me ... NOW!"

I started to drop my eyes from her face and her hand shot out and lifted my chin. "YOU FILTHY, HUMAN-TOILET! Since I am not able to give you all you want ... maybe I should start renting out your dirty mouth to other women. Respectable women who will be shocked at your behavior ... and you will be nothing more than a cheap whore too ... I think I’ll just charge $2.00 for your mouth! What do you think of that?

"Please no, Goddess, please don’t degrade me like that! I’ll do whatever you wish ... please no!" I cringed.

"You’ll do whatever I ask anyway ... so don’t freak out on me. Besides ... you love this degradation, don’t you?" With that, Goddess shifted her hips forward and pulled her knees up towards her breasts. "Are you ready for a rich, creamy breakfast?"

"Oh yes, Goddess!" My eyes went down to her beautiful shit-hole. It blossomed out until I could see the blunt end of her turd. I licked my lips and she snapped her asshole shut ... laughed at me.

"Are you really hungry?" Goddess questioned.

"Oh yes, sweet Goddess," I hungrily watched her asshole.

"Well ... " Goddess grunted, forcing her shit down further into her rectum. "This morning I’m really going to brown your filthy mouth! GET YOUR MOUTH OPEN!" Her shit-hole blossomed open once more, the pinkness like the petals of a rose getting ready to bloom. Shit started inching through her rectum, slowly, an inch at a slow time. The smell of her shit assailed my nose, I whiffed ... enjoying this smell of fresh shit. The log crawled slowly out, a slow inch at a time and I watched closely. It was about an inch thick and was now sticking out of her asshole two inches. It was all I could do to keep from closing my mouth upon this richness ... still it crept slowly out. At times holding in one position, then moving slowly. She was teasing me . she knew how hot I was right then and she held me off.

"Slut, are you about to explode? Well ... take that stinking turd in your mouth and bite it off," Goddess ordered.

Immediately I slipped my lips and open mouth over that sweet log, severing it with my teeth and that flavor just exploded in my mouth! Every taste bud in my mouth was flooded by this richness, this delicious/nasty flavor. As I started chewing, this delicacy flooded my mouth, the entire surface of my drooling mouth. The roof of my mouth, tongue, gums and teeth were quickly coated with this richness. I moaned uncontrollably in pure bliss.

"EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT, you perverted slut!" My Goddess spat down on my face. "EAT MY STINKING SHIT...EAT MY SHIT!"

My eyes glued to her eyes through a lust filled haze.

"Open your mouth slut, show me how I just browned your mouth!"

I opened my extremely full mouth.

"That is the most repulsive thing I ever saw! Close your mouth before it starts leaking!" Goddess ordered.

My mouth had already started leaking, a brown scum of shit trailed down over my chin and out the corners of my mouth, then dripping down to my heaving breasts ... and started chewing again. I chewed a full minute before she allowed me to swallow... feeling that rich waste/liquid trickle down my throat ... then sealed my mouth up to her dirt-hole and began digging my tongue back to this smelly cavern. She farted then and I inhaled deeply, my tongue burrowing.

Slowly a second log crept out ... this one much softer than her first. It started into my mouth ... but Goddess just sat back and kept shitting. With my mouth full again, it started over-flowing and soon covered just about my entire face. Finally it stopped coming out except for some small bits and pieces which covered my neck. This is heaven to me. I crave this so very much, I’m addicted to this behavior...eating the sweet turds of my Mistress.

It took me about twenty minutes to devour this sweetness, savoring each and every bite and then I started pulling it off my neck for my hungry mouth. Once I had swallowed the last of her log and the small pieces, I glued my mouth back over her asshole.

"Get away from me!" Goddess pulled away. "I don’t want that filthy, sewer mouth on me after what you just did!" With that she began tying me back in bondage. "There now ... I’ll be back in, oh, three hours ... so you will have plenty of time to enjoy that sweet flavor." With that she was gone and I was left in silence. I relaxed and enjoyed the flavor I had just consumed ... my Mistress’s shit. Is there anything better?