The Delivery
Just placing an order from my favorite pizza joint, I sat back on the
couch and with little enthusiasm, clicked through the channels on the TV.
Life sucked at the moment. Being a 30 year old male in the world today
wasn't working out for me at all. I absolutely hated the bar scene, mainly
because of all the trash that wound up there. Who knew what the hell you'd
get from some of those women! I'd had my fill of that shit years ago!
Tonight however was one of those nights where I was truly tempted to go
back out and brave it. I just felt like bringing home some bimbo to screw
the living shit out of! The fact that I was groping myself as I flipped
through the channels wasn't helping my situation much either. That was
another thing that I was getting tired of....Jacking off!! Yeah, it may be
a completely natural thing to do, but on nights like this, jacking off
just wasn't going to cut it.
I was brought back to reality when the doorbell rang. Something that I did
no matter what season it was outside, was when I was at home, I wore very
little. So, as I walked to the door, it was in a pair of black spandex
shorts.....That's it.
I was rather taken aback when I opened the door to see that the delivery
person was a very attractive brunette. Then about 2 seconds later I was
taken aback even more when I discovered I actually knew her! If I
remembered correctly, her name was Elaine, a chick I use to work with
maybe 8 or 9 years ago.
"Well hi stranger!" she said, giving me a very big, very nice smile.
As I gave my own greetings, I watched as she gave my appearance the once
over, then lingered a little at my groin. Having just been feeling myself
in on the couch, my cock was no doubt noticeable as hell right now!
"What the hell are you doing delivering pizza?" I asked, enjoying her
lingering stare.
"So you DO remember me huh." she said looking up, that sweet little smile
still in place.
"How could I forget!" I said in remembrance. "You've been the only woman
to ever fart in my face!" I declared.
She laughed hysterically for almost a full minute. During that time I
flashed back to that wonderful day some 10 years ago. I'd been following
her up a flight of stairs at work, making our way to our jobs, when
without warning she'd let rip a huge fart right in my face. Beings I was a
devout butt man, I'd been following her pretty close, so when that baby
came out, I was immediately hit by it. My God had it smelt good!! Of
course, I'd tried to act as if it had upset me and scolded her for not
warning me. I remembered her looking down at me with a big ornery smile
and saying, "Oh come on! You liked it and you know it!" I had, but I'd
never told her that.
"That wasn't as funny as what happened afterwards!" she said, regaining
control of her laughter and snapping me back to the moment.
"What do you mean?" I asked, confused. "I don't remember anything
happening afterwards."
She laughed a little more, then acclaimed, "You got hard as hell right
after that! Just like you're getting now!" she finished, looking back down
at my groin and smiling from ear to ear.
She was right. I could feel myself growing even as I stood there. I
started feeling a bit embarrassed by this, and I couldn't find a damn
thing to say back in my defense. Then, remembering just how good of
friends we had once been, my embarrassment quickly disappeared. We'd been
pretty tight back then. We'd shared quite a bit of our personal lives with
one another over the few years that we'd worked together, and had gotten
pretty close because of that.
Putting on the macho act that I'd always done in front of her, I looked
down at my growing cock then back up at her, and smiled, saying, "Well,
its good to know some things don't change."
"Yes it is!" she returned, continuing to stare down at my crotch.
I gave her a few seconds to look, then said, "Hey! My pizza is getting
cold!"
I invited her in so we could take care of the pizza business and as she
stepped inside and placed the pizza on the stand beside the door, I took
the opportunity to give HER the once over. Damn, she hadn't lost a thing
over the years! She had on a pair of cut off jean shorts that revealed
every bit of her tanned shapely legs. She had really took care of herself
by the looks of her thighs. My stare quickly going higher, I felt my cock
jump as I took in the site of her ass. My God was it nice! I'd forgotten
just how hot her ass had been back then, and it hadn't seemed to have
changed at all over the years. Not flat or full, but somewhere in between,
it had the most exquisite shape a butt man could ever ask for!
"Okay, that's $12.90." she said tuning around.
I handed her a $20, and told her to keep the change. We shared a quick
smile, then I asked, "So, you want to get together and reminisce about the
old days?"
"Sure!" she replied quickly, happily.
"What time do you get off tonight?" I asked, pleased by her rapid
response.
"2 in the morning. You still going to be up?"
"Oh sure." I replied. "Probably in more ways then one." I finished coyly.
She understood immediately what I'd meant, and gave me a smile of
interest.
"Well, I guess I'll see you around 2:15 then." Then flashing me a
mischievous smile, she added, "I should warn you though, I've been eating
pepperoni all night long and its building into some pretty mean gas!"
My cock nearly leaped from my shorts when I heard this. My desire must
have shown on my face because she suddenly started laughing again. It
didn't bother me in the least this time. She knew what it was I loved in a
woman and if memory served me correctly, she was into a little butt play
as well.
I got the door for her and watched her beautiful ass as she made her way
to her car. Damn, this was going to be a really good night after all!! I
didn't know if she was presently seeing anyone, but from the attention
she'd been giving me in the house, I really didn't think it was going to
matter. She'd never came across as a tease all those years ago, and I was
pretty sure she wasn't coming back over for just a friendly talk about the
old times. At least I hoped she wasn't!!!
Doing a quick clean up of the house, completely forgetting about my pizza,
I then grabbed another pair of shorts and went for the shower. As I rubbed
soap over my half erect cock, I again thought back to the days with
Elaine. We'd talked a lot about our sexual partners back then, and I'd
learned a great deal about her likes and dislikes when it came to sex. Her
dislikes didn't consist of much at all!! The only thing I could remember
about that, was she didn't like to be smacked around when she was fucking.
Her likes on the other hand consisted of just about everything else! The
one thing that I remembered most however, was the time I'd told her about
having anal sex with my girlfriend the night before, and she'd came back
and had said, "Oh yeah! I love it when Josh fucks me up the ass! God damn
does that feel good!" I also remember getting hard as hell right after
hearing her say that! She'd come to know just how much of a butt man I
really was, and also knew that I craved hers in a very big way! We'd both
been highly attracted to one another back then, but we'd never took our
relationship any farther then just friends. That's probably the reason it
made it so extremely fun to go to work every day.
When 2:15 came and the doorbell rang, I'd found myself pacing impatiently
in front of the door, anxiously awaiting her arrival. Opening the door and
seeing it was indeed Elaine, I smiled and invited her in. After stepping
inside, she didn't hesitate in looking down at the new shorts I'd put on
for her. They were a pair of cut off jean shorts with custom made holes
spaced out all over them. Since I hadn't bothered in putting on underwear
beneath them, it gave her a good shot at some of my pubic hair through one
of the small holes, and just a glimpse of my penis through another.
A smile of approval crept across her face as she said, "LOVE your shorts!"
"What, these old things?" I replied playfully.
She giggled at my feigned ignorance and said, "Sorry, I didn't get a
chance to go home and change." Then, doing a pirouette, she asked, "This
okay?"
Again I took in her appearance and replied honestly, "You look absolutely
stunning!"
Basking in my compliment, she grinned and stated, "You're in for some
trouble though! I farted in the car on the way over here and MAN did it
stink!"
My dick started swelling from the thought of what that fart might have
smelt like. Again it must have registered on my face, because she flashed
me a knowing smile before she turned and walked into the livingroom. After
grabbing us a couple of beers, I anxiously followed.
I found her sprawled out on my couch when I entered, clicking through the
channels on the TV. She was laying on her stomach with one leg draped off
the side, and propping herself up on one elbow. She was definitely making
herself at home! Seeing as she'd given me room to sit down right behind
her, I was more then happy to fill the void.
After reaching back to accept the beer, she shot me an mischievous smile
and said, "You're awful brave to sit right there! I'm telling you, my
farts really stink!"
"Thanks for the warning and all," I returned playfully. "but I'd rather
judge for myself before moving over to the chair."
Looking back to the TV, she stated, "Well, you're about to get that chance
right now!"
As soon as her warning was out, so came her fart. I stared down at her
beautiful ass as her gas came out in a deep rumbling tone. Her fart was
long and steady, as if she weren't pushing it out at all, but letting it
flow from her all by itself. I would have dove in for a nice close whiff
of it if I'd been sure she wouldn't have been grossed out by it.
Looking over her shoulder at me, that grin still on her face, she said,
"Oh sorry. I forgot to ask if it was alright if I farted or not."
Inhaling deeply through my nose, I detected the deep strong smell of her
fart and felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand up from the erotic
pleasure I received from it. There was no other smell in the world I would
rather breath in, then the deep powerful odor of female shit!!! I
absolutely loved that smell!!
Trying my hardest to hide my immense interest in her fart, I replied
nonchalantly, "Yeah, go ahead. I don't care."
Obviously seeing through my charade, she grinned an evil grin and stated,
"I'll bet you don't."
I couldn't keep my own grin from stretching clear across my face. I could
see from the look in her eyes that she absolutely loved the fact that I
craved her smelly gas. It brought my arousal to an all new high upon
seeing that look!
"Were you able to smell it?" she asked innocently.
Lying, I replied, "Nope. Not a thing. I thought you said they stunk?"
"They do!" she acclaimed, her eyes getting big for emphases. "They stunk
to high heaven on the way over here!"
"Well I didn't smell a thing."
Staring back at me in wide eyed shock, she cried, "Oh really?! Okay
mister! The next one I cut, I want you to get your nose right down in
there, then we'll see what you think!"
My heart hammering with excitement, but still trying to show my
disinterest even though she knew better, I said, "Yeah whatever. Just let
me know. I'll make sure I'm in there good and close so I can snort up all
your odorless gas."
"Oh are you in for a big surprise buddy!" she acclaimed. "You'll see!"
"Yeah, yeah." I returned, playfully.
She went back to watching TV, shaking her head in disbelief. Damn, this
was going to be good! She'd actually given me permission to smell her ass,
which was something I'd wanted to do for 10 years now! Every nerve in my
body was twitching in excitement from the knowledge that she was going to
expel her next fart right smack in my face! This was something I'd
experienced only one other time in my life, and that had been clear back
when I was a kid. Time seemed to slow to a crawl as I sat there waiting
for her gas to build up. I never took my eyes off her beautiful ass for
second. The knowledge that I was about to have my face right up into it
pretty soon to smell up her next fart was almost to overwhelming for me to
take! My cock couldn't possibly get any bigger, but I'll be damned if I
couldn't feel it trying!
A new rush of adrenaline tore through me when she suddenly looked over her
shoulder at me with a look of urgency and said, "Alright! Get your nose in
there buddy! This ones going to be a nice big one!"
Throwing off every bit of the charade I'd been playing in not having any
interest in her farts, I nearly broke the sound barrier in getting my nose
down to her ass. Knowing for certain now that she wouldn't be grossed out
by my perverse craving, but would actually be turned on by it, I wedged my
nose right into her crack and waited.
"Yeah! Get your nose in there good and close!" I heard her say. "I always
knew you wanted to smell my shit! Well here's your chance!"
With that said, she cut loose the biggest fart I'd ever heard come out of
a female! It was loud, long, and most of all, it was packed full of the
most delicious odor I'd ever had the pleasure of inhaling! The warm scent
that flowed into my nose was strong without being overly strong. It lacked
that sharp sting they sometimes had, and instead had a deep penetrating
quality to it that I knew only a hard stool could provide. It sent a
shiver of erotic pleasure through my being as her fart went from her ass
hole then directly into my nose.
My nose still lodged in her ass crack a few minutes later, her fart long
gone, she giggled and asked, "So, what did ya think about that one?"
I found it hard as hell to dislodge my nose from her ass, but I pulled
away and replied with utmost sincerity, "That was positively the most
wonderful odor I've ever smelt!" Then realizing just what the hell I just
said, I waited worriedly for her reaction.
Unbelievably, she smiled a smile of approval and said, "Oh they get better
then that. You should smell them without my shorts on."
I chuckled a little, relieved and aroused at the same time, and stated,
"You're right! I probably should!"
She giggled as she got to her feet and started to remove her shorts. I sat
there watching her, totally stunned by the way my luck had suddenly
changed. Only a few short hours ago I'd been so alone and depressed about
my life, that I'd actually thought about going back to the bar scene. Now,
here I was with a gorgeous brunette who actually seemed to compliment my
fetish in farts by allowing me to smell them straight from her hole. In my
opinion, life couldn't get any better!!
Her shorts off now, she stood before me in only a t-shirt and a pair of
white french-cut panties. I stared straight ahead at her crotch and
noticed the small portion that covered her cunt was wet from her own
sexual arousal. It shocked the shit out of me to know she was getting this
turned on by merely farting in my face! This was something she'd never
shared with me all those years ago, but then again, I'd never told her
about my own desire in this subject either.
"Like my panties?" she asked, turning around and showing me her wonderful
ass.
My voice cracked as I looked at her ass and replied, "Love them! You wear
them quite well."
"Yeah? You don't think my ass has gotten fat do ya?" she asked playfully,
seductively.
"God no!" I breathed. "Elaine, you have a very, very nice ass!"
Turning around with a big smile on her face, she said, "I'll have to take
that as just about the highest compliment I could get, beings you're a but
man and all."
I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just watched and waited as she
laid herself out on the couch and spread her legs out wide for me again,
offering me the best possible view of her ass she could give. It was
stunning in the extreme!! No doubt she could hear my ragged breathing as
she laid there showing off her ass. At this point I was to turned-on to be
embarrassed, and besides, I think she was getting all the more excited in
seeing the affect her ass was having on me.
"Hey, will you do me a favor and see if my panties stink from the farts
I've been letting all day?" she asked, looking over her shoulder at me
with a rather playful expression on her face.
"Um, sure!" I croaked. "I'd be delighted!"
I couldn't get over how much she was playing up to my fetish! She couldn't
have done a better job if I'd asked her to! I leaned over and wedged my
nose into her crack and took a deep audible whiff of her ass. I inhaled
loudly so she'd know for certain that I was smelling her ass. The odor in
her panties and the crack of her ass was dull but in abundance, like maybe
her ass wasn't as clean as it should've been. I got goose flesh all over
my body as I took in a second whiff of it. On the my third whiff I buried
my nose even deeper in the hopes of finding an even more powerful odor
within.
"Do they stink?" she asked, a little humor in her voice.
Keeping my nose buried in her ass, I mumbled, "Yep, they sure do!"
She giggled outright, enjoying this every bit as much as me, I think. I
kept my nose in her ass sniffing up her stench for another 2 minutes
before she spoke again.
"You sure do like smelling my ass don't you John!?"
I detected a subtle change in her voice. It sounded more strained, like
maybe her arousal was starting to get the best of her now. I lifted my
face up so I could see her reaction and answered sincerely, "I've never
smelt anything more erotic in all my life! Your ass has a the most
wonderful shit smell to it! I'd love to see what it looks like!"
Her eyes widened and her nostrils flared upon hearing my reply. Her
excitement looked as intense as mine felt!
The left side of her mouth lifting into a half grin, she said huskily, "Oh
don't worry! You'll see what it looks like, but not yet! Right now I want
you to shove your nose back up my ass and get this fart that's about ready
to come out!"
I got my nose wedged into her ass as fast as I could, not wanting to miss
even a little of the fart she was waiting to release. My speed was
rewarded when no longer did I get in position, when she cut loose her pent
up gas. It was a lot stronger now that it had only her panties to get
through, and therefore more to my liking! I inhaled deeply as her fart
came out in a rush of quiet air. I could feel the incredible warmth of it
as it washed over my face and up my nose. It had to have been the most
erotic act I'd ever experienced!!
During the few minutes that followed her fart, she moaned and wiggled her
ass around, forcing my nose into her ass as far it would go. She was
finally showing me just how much she herself was into this perverse fetish
of farting, and consequently I got all the more turned on! It was one
thing to like smelling a females fart, but to know she actually wanted you
to......It compounded my excitement ten-fold!!
Her voice strained, she asked, "Did you like that one?! Did it smell
good?!"
Swallowing the abundant amount of saliva that had formed in my mouth, I
lifted my head and panted, "Jesus Elaine! That was absolute Heaven!"
Her smile void of all humor, but filled with erotic pleasure, she stated,
"Let me get out of these damn panties so you can get my next one straight
from my hole!"
As she stood up and began removing her panties, I too stood and began
doing the same with my shorts. We stared at each others groins as we
quickly disrobed, our excitement plain to see in each of our shaking hands
and labored breathing. Pulling my shorts passed my crotch, my cock snapped
up and audibly smacked against my stomach. Elaine's eyes were transfixed
on its thick 7 inch display. The look on her face was one of wont as she
gazed down at it. My excitement again escalated upon seeing this!
"Damn!" she breathed. "You've got one beautiful cock!" Then, looking up
into my eyes, she said with feeling, "That's going to feel damn good
sliding up inside my ass!"
My breath caught in my throat as I took in this information. The knowledge
that she was going to let me fuck her beautiful ass was overwhelming in
the extreme! If I got any more excited then this, I was surely going to
cum prematurely!
Smiling at the reaction the info had on me, she said, "Not yet though! I
want you to smell my ass some more first!"
With that said, she got on all fours down on the floor, her legs spread
wide, and a deep arch in her back, giving me my fist look at her sphincter
within. It was beautiful!! It had a nice dark brown color to it with a
slightly lighter shade of brown stretching out away from it on both sides.
The sphincter itself looked as though it had seen quite a bit of use in
its time. I could see stretch lines running out away from it, working
their way through the brown patches of skin. Overall, her ass hole looked
big and beautiful. I loved it!!
Belatedly, I realized I was already on my knees with my hands on the sides
of her ass. I didn't even remember sitting down! My puzzlement disappeared
when I saw her start flexing her sphincter. First she would tighten it,
causing it to shrink into a tight muscular ball. Then, she would push,
causing it to expand and bulge out to amazing size. She kept doing this
for a few minutes, really putting on a show for me. I was delighted to say
the least!! I could have sat and watched her do that all night long!!
"So, do you like my ass hole John?" she asked, her breathing a little
labored.
"Fuck yes I do!" I replied, wiping the saliva off my chin.
Giving me an anxious, wonting look, she growled, "Then get your nose back
in there so I can ram this fart right up your fucking nose!"
I was delayed in my dive to her ass by that look of hunger in her eyes.
She was positively radiating her arousal in her desire to fart in my face!
My delay was only a second in length however, before I quickly shoved my
face between her cheeks and ground my nose up against her sphincter.
Keeping it firmly pressed against her ass hole, I felt her start to flex
again, forcing her sphincter to bulge and press even harder against my
waiting nose. I heard her make a noise that sounded like a combination
between a moan and grunt, then her fart blasted into my nose and face with
incredible force. Taken by surprise at first by the mass amount of gas she
expelled, I didn't immediately inhale. Once I did however, I wished like
hell that I would have never delayed at all! The odor was so extremely
strong and enticing I never wanted it to end, and for a second I didn't
think it was going to!! It just kept coming and coming....I inhaled just
as much of that huge smelly fart as I could!!
"Yeah! Smell my shity fart!" she demanded passionately. "Smell my fucking
stench you sick fuck!"
There was no insult in her rant, only passion, so I kept on doing what we
both wanted me to do. I smelt her fart to its end and then kept right on
smelling, enjoying immensely the dirty odor that came off her crack and
ass hole! Some time later, she finally pulled away from me and rolled over
on her back and laid there panting while looking up at me. Her face was
beet red and glowing with perpetration. The look in her eyes was one of
lust and need.
"I've been wanting to do that for a long time now." she said huskily.
"I've been wanting you to!" I returned with humor, but meaning every word.
She grinned up at me and I could plainly see that she was thankful we
finally got together. Her grin becoming one of mischief, she said, "Don't
think you're out of the woods yet mister! I've got a couple more things
I'm going to put you through! Think you're man enough?"
I chuckled and said, "Bring it on woman! I can take anything you got!"
She grinned her approval, then cut a small fart. My eyes immediately went
to the middle of her wide spread legs, and my desire to go after the
remnants of gas took charge. I quickly crawled over to her and dropped my
nose to her crack and began inhaling. I could hear her giggling as I took
in the remaining gas hanging in the air above her.
"What?" I asked, smiling.
Her smile full of pleasure, she replied, "You! I love watching you smell
my farts. It pleases me to know you like them so much."
"Like them? I love them! They're incredible!" I acclaimed.
"You're the first guy I've ever known to like smelling farts!" she said,
still smiling. "I just wish we could have got together all those years
ago." I nodded, then she continued. "It turns me on so much to fart in a
guys face! You have no idea!"
"Oh I think I do." I said, remembering the look of hunger in her eyes
before she'd farted in my face that last time.
She giggled again, and said, "Yeah, maybe you do."
We smiled at one another for a time, then she asked, "You ready for your
next act of torture?"
"Bring it on!" I replied.
Smiling in delight at my show of bravery, she got to her feet and said,
"Lay back on your back."
Not having a clue as to what she had in mind and really not giving a shit,
I laid back in a prone position and awaited her next move. That grin of
mischief on her face again, she walked over and straddled my face and
looked straight down into my eyes. For myself, I was looking straight up
at her sweet little cunt and ass crack! Damn did she have a nice looking
cunt! The lips were shaved clean, and she'd left a big V-shaped bush above
the slit itself. Her dark inner lips hung out a good quarter inch and were
glistening with her wetness. I waited in anticipation, figuring she was
going to sit down on my face and make me eat her. Damn was I wrong!
"You ready?" she asked slyly.
Smiling with delight, I replied, "Hell yes! Give it to me!"
"You got it!" she giggled, and suddenly my face was drenched in her urine.
I was taken totally by surprise by this, and was going to get the hell out
of the way, but I didn't because the stream of piss stopped as quick as it
had begun.
"You said you were ready!" she snickered, looking down at my shocked
expression.
"I didn't know you were going to piss on me!" I cried.
Oddly enough, I wasn't mad at all. Hell, I didn't even loose any of my
erection! It was the first time a woman had ever pissed on me and I found
it to be sort of erotic. It didn't smell bad, and the incredible warmth
from it I found I really liked. And besides, she was hotter then hell, so
it actually made it arousing as shit to have her piss on me.
"You want some more?" she asked with a look of challenge.
"Absolutely!" I replied, meeting her challenging stare.
"Then open your mouth."
It surprised the shit out me when I found she wanted to piss directly into
my open mouth and the thought really turning me on! I'll be damned if I
didn't want her to do just that! I opened my mouth as far as it would go,
and waited for her golden stream to rain down into it.
"Good boy!" she said huskily. "Keep it open so I can fill it up to the
rim."
Reaching down, she crudely pulled her cunt lips apart, exposing her big
clit and hole. Her piss started in a slow steady drip, but quickly turned
to a flowing stream, and none of it missing its mark! I slowly stroked my
cock as my mouth filled to the brim with her hot piss. I couldn't get over
how wonderful it felt to have her piss in my mouth! It was one of the most
wondrously arousing feelings I'd ever felt!
She stopped urinating once she saw my mouth was completely full.
"Swallow!" she said evenly.
Well, it wasn't like the thought wasn't there already, so I swallowed.
Again I was surprised, because I figured I'd probably gag, but I didn't.
It went down smoothly with no rejection at all. Not only that, but when it
was down, I found I desperately wanted some more!
"Taste good?" she asked with a look of pleasure.
"Jesus Elaine!" I stated with feeling. "I can't believe I liked it so
much! It tasted fantastic!"
Her expression was literally shining with her approval. She asked, "So you
want some more then?"
"Yes! Please!"
She pissed three more times. She'd wait for me to swallow it down and open
back up so she could refill again, and I could see that she was enjoying
herself immensely. She hadn't missed a drop until the third filling, but
that was because she'd started vigorously rubbing her clit while she
pissed. I had to close my eyes in order to prevent her piss from splashing
in them, and as soon as I felt the stream stop hitting me, I heard her
scream in what must have been a mind blowing orgasm for her. I couldn't
open my eyes to watch because I could feel tiny pools of her urine over
the lids, and I knew it would burn like a son-of-a-bitch if I opened them.
So, I waited patiently for her to get off, and a couple of minutes later I
felt her start to towel my face off.
As she was drying me off, she said, "Sorry. I couldn't find where you
stored your towels right away. You okay?"
"Yeah." I said smiling. "You?"
"Oh God yes!" she acclaimed and giggled. "Damn that felt good!"
Removing the towel from my face, I finally opened my eyes and found her
smiling down at me from a few inches above. I pulled her down and kissed
her deeply and passionately for almost five straight minutes before she
pulled out of my embrace and sat back on my stomach breathing heavily.
She looked at me as though she were searching for something, then smiled
and asked, "You ready for your next act of torment?"
I smiled back and wondered just what exactly she might have in mind, but
not really caring what it was. So far everything we'd done I'd found to be
absolutely awesome! "What do you have in mind?" I asked.
"Well," she said, continuing to search for something in my face. "you like
smelling my ass so much, I thought maybe you'd like to see what it tasted
like."
I swallowed the massive amount of saliva that had just flooded my mouth
and replied, "I think I'd like that very much!"
"Really?"
"Fuck yes!"
"What if its really dirty?" she asked, still searching my face.
"I hope it is!" I stated sincerely.
"What if I said I had to take a big shit?"
Now I understood just what it was she was looking for. Disgust. Well, she
wasn't about to find it here! Fuck no! This was something I'd always
wanted to try anyhow! I grinned a knowing grin and replied, "Well, I'll
just have to make sure I catch it all so none of it hits the carpet."
"You sure?" she asked, still not convinced.
"Looking forward to it." I smiled.
She searched me for a few seconds longer before she was finally satisfied
I knew what it was I was in for.
Standing up and turning around so her ass was facing me, she looked down
at me and said, "I'd really like to squat down over you if that's okay
with you?"
"That's fine by me!" I said with enthusiasm, looking up at her beautiful
ass.
I watched her ass crack open up as she squatted down over my face.
Positioning herself so her sphincter was directly over my mouth and about
three above, she began flexing her ass hole again, making it contract and
expand repeatedly. I fucking loved watching it move in and out like that!
"Stick your tongue in it!" she grunted.
I did. I rammed my tongue up inside it as far as it would go. I could feel
a little bit of grit along the walls and drug it out with my tongue and
swallowed it. There wasn't enough there to get an accurate taste, so I
went back in for more. This time when I went in, I bumped into the blunt
end of a turd. As I probed it, I could feel it work its way slowly out,
pushing my tongue as it came. I wanted that big fucker, my rock hard cock
was proof of that! I wanted this even more then I'd wanted her piss!
"You feel it?!" I heard her ask, her voice strained.
I nodded my head so I didn't have to pull my tongue out of her butt.
"Good!" she panted. "I hope you like it!"
She strained extra hard then, and her turd forced my tongue the rest of
the way out of her ass and then passed right into my open mouth. The odor
was strong coming off of it, but not unlike her farts had been. I loved
the way her piece of shit felt against the inside of my mouth and waited
until it was completely to the back of my throat before I bit it off.
Elaine had been looking down between her legs to watch her shit pass into
my mouth, and as soon as I bit off that big piece and started chewing, she
screamed, came, and blasted another 4 inch turd right out on my face. I'd
been stroking my cock ever since she'd squatted over my face, so when I
saw her come and blow the turd out on my face, I started spurting cum all
over the place! It had to have been the biggest orgasm I'd ever had in my
life! It went absolutely everywhere!
I finished cumming about the same time I'd swallowed the piece of shit in
my mouth, not for a second repulsed by the act. Elaine had collapsed on
top of me after her own orgasm was done. Both of us were panting,
desperately trying to catch our breath from probably the best sexual
experience either one of us had ever had.
Looking back on this little adventure, I'd have to say this: "You should
never knock what you've never tried. No matter how disgusting the act may
seem, you may just find you like it once you've tried it."
'Wolf'
Cloaked@brt.bright.net
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